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It's only less than a week into the holidays and I'm already feeling defeated.
Right, I'm awfully bored now so I thought I'll probably come to blog and give you a full, detailed report of what happen yesterday at school.

1030-1040
Eeshuen, Zuxiang and I were walking rounds outside Grand Auditorium waiting for Jolene and we were teasing Eeshuen and his spectacles stating that it's an horny indicator(turns grey when he turns horny) and Zuxiang will enthusiastically cry out "Horny Bastard" every time it turns grey.

1040-1050
Jolene arrived and we proceeded to the lvl 3 staffroom to look for Mrs Tan, she gets the keys for the DNA hub and tissue culture room and we left.

1050-1100
We enter tissue culture room after several tries on the lock (Mrs Tan have to force through) only despairing to know that our material aren't there which isn't really promising at this point of time.

1100-1115
Enter DNA hub and immediately trying to search for any bottle labeled Pseudonomous Putida or Microbial Suspension but no avail. Meanwhile, Zuxiang and Eeshuen went back to class to search for the bottle or crude oil and the oil spill dispersant (OSD)

1115-1120
Jolene telephoned Mr Clinton only to find out that like Miss Nurieza, he left the company already and something else which I've forgotten.

1120-1130
Eeshuen and Zuxiang came back only to announce that both the crude oil and OSD are gone(our last hope)so uh, there's this abrupt silence while Mrs Tan tell us that our last resort is to find alternative like using red coloured oil. The exhibition was next week and we couldn't afford to ship the bacteria over from USA.

In the end, Mrs Tan let us have the Computer Lab to ourselves to work on our Report on OSD and posters to be printed.

1130-1140
Waiting for the computers to load which seems like donkey years to me.

1140-1145
Fact-finding starts here but was interrupted by Zuxiang's singing to Backstreet Boys' As Long As You Love Me followed by a short verse of Britney Spears' Gimme More.

1145-1146
Jolene asked him to shut up, do his work and not drowned the room with horrible noise pollution

1146-1200
ZuXiang found this brilliant report that gives us everything we needed to know about OSD. (16pages long) Jolene also found this great article on OSD and then both emailed me so I can do some summarising which only involves cut and paste :D

1200-1230
Already gloating over his success, ZuXiang started to get on Google and yahoo searching for satisfying results on Joel and I. (NOTE: THIS IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE)
After 15 minutes, he came upon this website of some weird couple's web page where they showoff their wedding photos online. Zuxiang picked out the one they kissed, took a screenshot and edited it in paint.

1230-1240
Zuxiang continued his search on me and I-dont-care-who, Jolene was blog-hopping and I'm already done with the summarising. Spending the next 10 minutes trying to figure to how to bloody save this thing cause it's copyrighted.

1240-1250
Report is nearly done. Porn kings Eeshuen and Zuxiang were up to something. Eeshuen were finding pictures of you-know, which really annoyed me so he stopped and Zuxiang was trying to search for sexual related definitions on wikipedia.

Is that how male brains work?

1250-1310
The boys started spamming my blog, using fake identifications and somehow, Jolene got pulled into this mess. Zuxiang was the worst, although those speeches were really funny but I'm trying my best to swallow those laughters and put on outraged look. (It didn't work) and that's went the swearing comes in.

1310-1320
This teacher walks in
and five minutes later, Mrs Tan called and let us know we had to leave the room.

posted by freakout @ 11:17 AM